Ha, nice!  A blast from the past.  Thanks for that!  Net revs for 30 bopd would be even better.  $TECO

Three of my favorites:

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

You cannot get the water to clear up until you get the pigs out of the creek!

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.