One day a little boy gets on a bus and sits behind the bus driver. He starts saying things like: If my mom was a hen and my dad was a rooster, I would be a little rooster, the bus driver said shut up!

Still the boy went on, if my mom was a female elephant and my dad was a male elephant, I would be a little male elephant, the bus driver said shut up!

Still the boy went on if my mom was a female dog and my dad was a male dog, I would be a little male dog. The bus driver got so mad, and asked: If your mom was a prostitute, and your dad was a faggot, what would you be? The boy answered: “A bus driver”