Treaty Energy Corporation you are cleared for parapolic take off on runway Tuscola... Passengers please note the fasten seat belt light has been illuminated... We have a slight tailwind unlike our cross and headwinds taxying to the runway...  We hope you have a light sweet flight  !  Yes yes the people do look like ants from up here ... well yeah those bashers do at least  !

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