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Big Tuna's Daily Laugh
Posted On: 07/21/2012 7:11:40 PM
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Posted By: acc724

A prospective juror in a Dallas District Court was surprised by
the definition of voluntary manslaughter given the panel: "An
intentional killing that occurs while the defendant is under the
immediate influence of sudden passion arising from an adequate cause,
such as when a spouse's mate is found in a 'compromising position.'"
"See, I have a problem with that passion business," responded the jury
candidate. "During my first marriage, I came in and found my husband
in bed with my neighbor. All I did was divorce him. I had no
idea that I could have shot him."
She wasn't selected for the jury.


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