The first thing the Federal Judge is going to do is carefully scan the room looking for Allen Funt

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candid_Camera

And when Allen Funt is nowhere to be found, the judge will ask this simple question, "What were you thinking when you filed this petition? Do think it's a joke? Did you think you could just not show up and everything would be " All Good"....And you over here, you want your money back on a penny stock buy, for  what, fake oil strike, are you kidding me. The drill bit is even now still turning in Belize....

Upon hearing that the petitioners will be scanning the room looking for none other than, guess who....? You guessed it.....Monty Hall, as the judge tells them to walk and sit over there. Believe me, over there is not a visit to Starbucks. Then the judge will summon up the attorney general and they'll decide if a crime has been committed, of coarse, while you wait.