I usually bathe in milk and honey
But that stuff don't make me any money
If I were a bettin dude
I'd jump in that tank of light sweet crude
So here is to the longs who have been here for years
I'm poppin the top and saying "Cheers!"
And as for the dimwits on Iflub
Ill see ya in my bath of crude...rub a dub dub dub !