Posted On: 05/25/2013 2:41:17 PM
Post# of 5246
Harry and his wife are having rough financial times, so they both decide that she'll become a hooker until things smooth over a bit. She's not quite sure what to do so Harry says, "Just stand in front of that hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner.
Five minutes later a guy pulls up and says, "How much?"
She replies, "A hundred dollars."
Disappointed he says, "Damn! All I've got is thirty."
She thinks for a second and then says, "Hold on."
She runs back to Harry and says, "What can he get for thirty dollars?" He tells her that she can give him a hand job. She runs back and tells the guy that all he can get for thirty bucks is a hand job. He agrees and
He unzips his pants and pulls out this abnormally large cock. She stares at it for a minute and then says, "I'll be right back!"
She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, "Harry, can you loan this guy seventy bucks?
Five minutes later a guy pulls up and says, "How much?"
She replies, "A hundred dollars."
Disappointed he says, "Damn! All I've got is thirty."
She thinks for a second and then says, "Hold on."
She runs back to Harry and says, "What can he get for thirty dollars?" He tells her that she can give him a hand job. She runs back and tells the guy that all he can get for thirty bucks is a hand job. He agrees and
He unzips his pants and pulls out this abnormally large cock. She stares at it for a minute and then says, "I'll be right back!"
She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, "Harry, can you loan this guy seventy bucks?


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