A Farmer's Logic,

You know there are so many TV channels,
Each one starved for new programs.
In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter
Seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease,
Arranged for an interview with a farmer who
Might have some theories on the matter.

The interview went as follows:

The lady reporter:
I am here to collect information on the
Possible sources of Mad Cow Disease.
Can you offer any reason for this disease?

The farmer stared at the reporter and said ?
Did you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?

Reporter: (obviously embarrassed):
Well, sir, that's a new piece of information but what's the
Relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?

Farmer:
Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?

Reporter:
Sir, this is really valuable information,
But what about getting to the point?

Farmer:
I am getting to the point, Miss. Just imagine,
If I was playing with your tits twice a day ....
And only screwing you once a year,
Wouldn't you get mad?