Breaking News: Has Dr. F. Joined the Dark Side?

Reports are streaming in to the CTIX IH newsroom that new iFlub pumper "Synaptic Pruner" has joined the dark side . . . pumping CTIX along with Dr Jerry. Word has it that Synaptic Pruner is actually "Dr Feelgood", aka "Big Kahuna", aka "Dave". My sources are not sure why Dr Feelgood has joined Dr Jerry to artificially pump CTIX to a $30 billion value . . . could it be he wasn't getting the love and attention he so craves as the self proclaimed "God" of CTIX iSCrub? Is he having financial troubles and needs quick cash? Stay tuned.