Dreams 

Obama wakes up one night. 
There is George Washington's ghost!! 

Obama says, "George how can I help this Country?" 

Washington replies, "Be honest with the people like I was." 

Obama goes back to sleep and awakes again. 
This time it is Thomas Jefferson's ghost! 

So Obama asks, "Tom, how can I help this country?" 

Jefferson says, "Love the Constitution like I did." 

Waking up again, there was Abe Lincoln's ghost. 

Obama says, "Abe how can I help this country?" 

Abe replies, "Buy theater tickets."