Oh, oh............ What would you do?

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. 
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite. 
If you are drinking send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears. 
I love you!

The husband, a typical non-romantic, replied, “I am on the commode. Please advise."