You can roar, but you can't hide, Lion! 

I already told you, privately, but you forced me to GO PUBLIC --  you are no longer the CEO.  I elected myself to the board (of which I am the ONLY member) and voted you OUT!

Sorry 'bout that.  But not really.  

And I posted this news to my 'MySpace' account and to Etsy and Pinterest too.

What?  No one goes to those places for news??!  Well, that's just too dam_ bad!  I posted it there and it's there for anyone to see who can find it!

In all seriousness -- this matter will resolve, hopefully to the benefit of the long term shareholders.  Not much any of us can do just yet -- but make jokes!