This guy goes to a bank and walks up to a lady teller and says: "I wanna open a fucking bank account." The teller goes: "Sir, would you please stop using profanity." The guy goes: "Look, I wanna open a mother fucking bank account" The lady goes: "Sir, your language is offensive and uncalled for and if you persist in using foul language, I will have to go get the manager!" The guy goes: "Look, I just wanna open a God damn fucking bank acccount".
At that the teller storms off to the manager and brings him back. The manager goes: "What seems to be the problem here?" The guy goes: "Look, I wanna open a fucking bank account for $900,000.00." And the manager goes: "And this BITCH is given you trouble?"