Little Johnny... you gotta love this kid!

Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how
many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven, mam."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats
and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven mam"
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples and
another 2 apples and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six mam"
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another
2, how many will you have?"
Johnny: "SEVEN!!!"
A very angry Teacher: "How in the hell do you get seven?!?!?"
A very angry Johnny says : "Because I already have a fuckin' cat!"