MY YEARLY EXAM
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> I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
> The nurse started with certain basics.
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> "How much do you weigh?" she asked.
> "135," I said.
> The nurse put me on the scale.
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> It turns out my weight is 180.
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> The nurse asked, "Your height?"
> "5 foot 7," I said.
> The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 5"
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> She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.
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> "Of course it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here I
> was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
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> She put me on Prozac.
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> What a bitch.