I have been floating around on the briny blue but I am back now and ready to get rich. I was doing my best to catch a mermaid but didn't have but one bite. As I was pulling up what I thought to to be a mermaid out of the water, I began to hear what sounded like nagging coming from below the surface. As my catch came into view I noticed that she was wearing hair curlers and had a rolling pin in her fins. I knew immediately that I had hooked a very mean and vicious merhag and I cut the line without thinking that this would have been the perfect gift for acc.

Sorry acc. Next time I'll remember to bring her back to you.