If not, I can come up with a few t-shirt slogan ideas:

- jjves for president janitor! (and I even know how to use the word "plausible" in a sentence)

- rich is not just a frame of mind, it is an OTC bashing art

- jeagerboy - is that the name of a cheap drink?

- Da Ghost - I cannot spell the phrase "with that" - I think I'm cool because I say "wit dat"

- plutus - i used to be a planet, but now I'm a dwarf