What do you do when your old lady is staggering around the back yard?
Reload & shoot her again.

What do you tell a women with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she has already been told twice.

Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink when they do the dishes.

What's the difference between a woman & a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.