THE WEDDING TEST
I was a very happy man.

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year,




And so we decided to get married.




There was only one little thing bothering me....




It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts,




And generally was bra-less.




She would regularly bend down when she was near me,




And I always got more than a nice view.




It had to be deliberate.
Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over;

To check the wedding invitations.




She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome...
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.




I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the
front door.




I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Low... and behold,




my entire future family was standing outside,




All clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said;

We are very happy that you have passed our little test.




We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.




Welcome to the family.

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.