A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is

stumbling Back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and

approaches,"Can I help you Sir?"

"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr", the man replies.

The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw

it?" "It wasss on the end of thisshh key", the man

replies. About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's wiener

hanging Out of his fly for all the world to see.

He asks the man, "Sir are you aware that you are exposing

yourself?"

Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without

missing a beat, blurts out....



"Holy shit! My girlfriend's gone, too!!