Blondes Protective Computer GearYesterday I came back to my office from Court. There was a newsecretary (a very attractive blonde) in the office down the hall fromme.She flagged me down and asked for help. "My floppy drive won't work,can you help me ?" she asked. I told her I'd take a look andproceeded over to her machine, where I found shredded up clearplastic Baggie-like stuff hanging out of her 3.5" floppy drive.While I spent the next 20 minutes getting out her disk and diggingout the plastic, I noticed two guys, John and Dave, in the halltrying awfully hard to keep straight faces. Suspecting some mischief,I asked her how the plastic got into the drive."Oh, you mean the condom!", she said. "Condom???", I asked. "Yes,John & Dave over there told me to always put a condom on my diskbefore inserting it, to prevent catching viruses."By this point, John & Dave were roaring, and it was all I could do tokeep from joining them. The "condom" turned out to be a standard 3.5"plastic sleeve. I delicately explained to her that a practical jokehad been played, and she shouldn't do that anymore, when she asked(as serious as one could be), "Does that mean I don't have to strokeit ten times or blow on it either???"