OH LOW-ODD, PLZ tell RMHB to "throw US a freakin' bone to GNAW on."
Don't care if it's only gristle and no RED meat.
Gotta watch my A1C anyway....

Went to my Doctor for tests..
When I hadn't heard from him next day...
I calls him asking WAH gives?
He says "I got some bad news and some worse news"
OH NO, "what's the BAD news?
Doc says "you got 24 hours to live!"
OH NO, "that's terrible!!!"
"What's the WORSE NEWS !"
Doc says " I forgot to call you yesterday"

Then I say "I don't think I can pay my BILL !"
Doctor gave my another SIX months to live.