BREAKING: To Every Branch Still Pretending They Don’t Smell the Smoke

• Congress — Did you just spit out your coffee or are you still “reviewing” the paperwork I handed you three years ago?

• DOJ — You fumbled the first whistleblower test like it was a game of dodgeball. Now the ball’s coming back signed, sealed, and flaming.

• SEC — You were too busy “monitoring volatility” to notice the crime happening in plain sight. Guess what? It’s in your inbox again.

• FDA — You ran a clinical circus, buried a failed audit, and called it science. Shame.

• FBI — What happened to your balls? Too busy chasing grandmas from Facebook to check the biggest regulatory sandbag in biotech history?

And you?

You who still thinks this is a “retail tantrum”?

You’re looking at the fire thinking it’s a meme.

But it’s a federal liability scroll and this time, it’s not going away.