I know you’re secretly in love with poetry like this so I asked ChetGBT (an AOL-based ChatGPT knockoff that requires a cd to work) for the best poem possible about Leronlimab written from the perspective of an overly optimistic stocktwits or Reddit poster.

Shimmering vial of hope with rock-hard indications
Pulsing through veins, do you see a second sea
Are five enough times to block my intentions
The turgid bosom of inflamed accusations
Draws neatly to seven hundred munitions

(And then it’s just a bunch of slurping noises)

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