oh lil jimmy, please don't post my mom-law's house in Savannah for the rest of the eternal universe to see. It could lead to more twitter violations.

we would not want lil jimmy to waste another email address on another twitter handle. please play by the rules. don't cheat.

lil jimmy, be nice please. just because I made a mistake, on a PM, you should not be able to use that information against me and my family. it was meant for someone else's eyes.

peace lil jimmy. we're still praying for you.