A guy finds himself at the Pearly Gates and meets St. Peter who asks what the fellow has done to be allowed into Heaven?

The guy thinks and replies, I saw a biker gang harassing a young woman and walked right over and told them to stop or I would kick their asses.

St. Peter says, "I don't see it in my book. When did this happen?"

The guy replies, "about a minute ago!"

Happy Easter!