Posted On: 03/30/2013 9:46:22 AM
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| Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him, "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy. " "Just put yourself in my hands for one year, " said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears. " "How much do you charge? " "Eighty dollars per visit," replied the doctor. "I'll sleep on it," I said. Six months later the doctor met me on the street. "Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?" he asked. "Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought a new pickup! " "Is that so!" With a bit of an attitude he said, "and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?" "He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now! " FORGET THE SHRINKS...HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER! |
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