We all know trump has failed in all of his grifting attempts at branding, such as vodka, steaks, sneakers, bibles, nft cards, etc. So I figured it was time to make a list of grift attempts that trump WON'T try to market. I am sure there are more I missed.

We are unlikely to ever see:

Trump exercise equipment.

Trump brand apology cards.

Trump magnum condoms.

Trump spell-checking software.

Trump diaper wipes.

Trump stair masters.

Trump pet care products.

Trump Mr. Covfefe machines.

Trump medium sized condoms.

Trump payment receipt for venues log books for candidates on the go.

Trump vote finder/detectors for searching for missing votes. Batteries not included.

Trump donations to charities log books.

Trump chip location device for Eric.

So maybe there is a limit to what he will try to turn a buck on, but maybe not, too.