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Posted On: 06/27/2024 12:31:56 PM
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IF it happens at all......
Top Ten Excuses to Get Out of a Presidential Debate.
From the home office in Genoa Township, the Top Ten Excuses to Get Out of a Presidential Debate.
10. Bone spurs.
9. Covfefe.
8. Only suckers and losers debate.
7. Conflicting appointment to get my hair (singular) cut.
6. Many people are saying a debate is unnecessary because I'm already winning by a lot.
5. Podium not big enough to hide Aileen.
4. I've never met that man, and he's not even my type.
3. I'm being fitted for an ankle bracelet.
2. Have you seen Obama lately? I mean, what if the guy just wanders off the stage and hurts himself.
1. Trumpdinger's Shark: A shark, a vial of poison and a battery are all placed in an enclosed water tank. If a voltmeter attached to the battery reads above a certain level, the poison will be released killing the shark. Therefore, until the tank is opened, I have both won and lost the debate at the same time.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100219065181
Top Ten Excuses to Get Out of a Presidential Debate.
From the home office in Genoa Township, the Top Ten Excuses to Get Out of a Presidential Debate.
10. Bone spurs.
9. Covfefe.
8. Only suckers and losers debate.
7. Conflicting appointment to get my hair (singular) cut.
6. Many people are saying a debate is unnecessary because I'm already winning by a lot.
5. Podium not big enough to hide Aileen.
4. I've never met that man, and he's not even my type.
3. I'm being fitted for an ankle bracelet.
2. Have you seen Obama lately? I mean, what if the guy just wanders off the stage and hurts himself.
1. Trumpdinger's Shark: A shark, a vial of poison and a battery are all placed in an enclosed water tank. If a voltmeter attached to the battery reads above a certain level, the poison will be released killing the shark. Therefore, until the tank is opened, I have both won and lost the debate at the same time.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100219065181
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