Posted On: 03/29/2013 9:52:56 AM
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| > I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs. "Really" she said, "Go on then, try." After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said "Come on, what day was I born"? I said, "YESTERDAY." > I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in. > I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, "Nice legs." The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so." I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now.” |
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