I'm going to be playing bridge most of the week, so I won't get to post much. Now I want you to do your best to make me proud of you while I'm away from the board so do your best to be a real sweetheart to everyone here. You need to remember that nutburgering up the board will keep you on Santa's naughty list and will ensure that your stocking will only be filled with lumps of coal come Christmas time, as usual.