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Posted On: 06/15/2024 10:31:16 PM
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Wow I'm shocked for the first time my grandpa voted Democrat!
He never would have done that when he was alive!
A Democrat walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "What's your most popular drink?"
Bartender replies, "a Russian Collusion".
The Democrat responds "I'll have one of those."
The bartender then gives him an empty glass and says "enjoy."
What is the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat?
A prostitute stops screwing you when you run out of money.
A Democrat and a Republican are walking along the beach when they spot a bottle. They picked it up and a genie popped out.
“I will grant you each one wish, whatever you desire", said the genie. The Democrat said, "I would like for my fellow liberals and I to live the life and exist under the form of government we believe in!" POOF! All the Democrats in America were whisked away to Venezuela. The genie turns to the Republican and said, "And what is your wish?" The Republican paused for a second and said, "You mean to tell me that all the Democrats in America are gone?" The genie answered, "Yes!" The Republican goes, "In that case, I'll take a beer."
He never would have done that when he was alive!
A Democrat walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "What's your most popular drink?"
Bartender replies, "a Russian Collusion".
The Democrat responds "I'll have one of those."
The bartender then gives him an empty glass and says "enjoy."
What is the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat?
A prostitute stops screwing you when you run out of money.
A Democrat and a Republican are walking along the beach when they spot a bottle. They picked it up and a genie popped out.
“I will grant you each one wish, whatever you desire", said the genie. The Democrat said, "I would like for my fellow liberals and I to live the life and exist under the form of government we believe in!" POOF! All the Democrats in America were whisked away to Venezuela. The genie turns to the Republican and said, "And what is your wish?" The Republican paused for a second and said, "You mean to tell me that all the Democrats in America are gone?" The genie answered, "Yes!" The Republican goes, "In that case, I'll take a beer."
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