You're effin kidding me, right??

"Which post(s) of his do you consider pumping?"

Seriously, who are you trying to fool here??

I've resigned to the fact that this is a relatively well orchestrated scam.
I get it. Really, I do.

Drive away the PITA shareholders, start up a new version of the pump machine to attract new money, reap the rewards, rinse and repeat.

I too would join the party, but I was raised differently....