"Reminder to all… You don’t HAVE to post. You don’t HAVE to tell us about your deepest, dark fears. You don’t HAVE to share the conspiracy theory keeping you awake at night.

Sometimes, it’s better NOT to post.

That is all. Carry on."

But Evil, how can they protect us from our dumb investment ideas if they don't make sure we know about every possible negative outcome no matter how likely?

Is Dr. Jay going to get drunk on his boat and accidentally email the instructions for manufacturing leronlimab to Gilead? Why is nobody discussing this very real, albeit microscopically tiny possibility?

Are Cytodyn's tight finances causing them to buy Chinese knockoff appliances for the breakroom where a fire could breakout if someone tries to cook more than one potato at a time and the resulting blaze torches the only computer housing all of Cytodyn's patent documents resulting in a patent challenge from multiple companies that Cytodyn can't fend off due to lack of proof? We just can't know without someone at Cytodyn giving us proof that they use, at bare minimum, Oster brand appliances. Jay should be holding a conference call immediately to address this.

Could Mitch have been hired unknowingly as a spy from Merck looking to find out exactly what Cytodyn's financial situation is in order to allow Merck to come in with a lowball offer of .04/share that Mitch helps get approved because he's not really Mitch at all but actually Marvin Merck, the great grandson and future heir to the Merck fortune? I don't understand why I get deleted every time I simply try to make sure everyone understands that Merck family members have absolutely been wearing fake mustaches and wigs and trying to land jobs at Cytodyn under assumed names for years now in order to steal our intellectual property! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills that you all don't see this totally real and not at all 100% impossible scenario is playing out under our very real mustaches as we speak!