Oh, Ricky. You're too clever.
Clearly I'm no match for your superior intellect.
I'm but a lowly shareholder wannabe that's desperate to get in on the action here as I see the potential of this "company" [wink, wink].
But first, I must drive this stock to the very bottom before I can buy, as I can't afford much, not even in this penny market...
I promise, once I've acquired some, I'll turn red coat and join your crusade to pump the bejesus out of this magnificent opportunity!!