VERY BRAVE MAN JOKES

1 -How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry It!

2 -What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side.

3 - How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it.

4 - Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men care.

5 - What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, she's been told twice already.

6 - If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? Made her chain too long.

7 - Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

8 - Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

9 - Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

10 - If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

11 - Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90% ... It's called a Wedding Cake.

12 - Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.