LOL -- There's a truth-o-meter they employ over there.  If your post passes the truth test, it moves right to the deletion inspection queue.  They will look for any reason to deleted it.  If you say 'Good morning', it's Off Topic.   If it doesn't pass the truth test, it gets stickied!  If you can lie repeatedly and are of absolutely no use to the board, then you can become a moderator.

ETA -- No offense to the moderators who are also true honey badgers for PNCH!