You can be such an old poop. There are times when I'm almost about to give up on you ever seeing the light but, then I think of the great work of Old Doc Shademeister has done with his red pill therapy and a surge of confidence rushes through me and has me thinking that even you will one day walk the walk of the upstanding and righteous. And by the way, anyone signing up for his world-famous Red Pill Therapy by Friday will also get a lobotomy for free. WHAT A DEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!