T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T 


A business man got on an elevator. 

When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, 
"T-G-I-F" 

He smiled at her and replied, 
"S-H-I-T" 

She looked puzzled and repeated, 
"T-G-I-F," more slowly. 

He again answered, 
"S-H-I-T." 

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, 
"T-G-I-F." 

The man smiled back to her and once again, 
"S-H-I-T." 

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. 

'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank God, It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?" 


The man answered, 
"S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday'-- duuhhh.