Campy is little thug pug. He seriously reminds me of Jeff Spicoli’s little brother in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. At least he hasn’t called me a booger for throwing him out yet. That would really hurt.

Sorry campy trooper. I’m not dead yet. Let’s be pals. You can count on me. Put me down for for four thin mints and a peanut butter patty. No. Make it two for an even six. Maybe you will be the winner this year. Proud of you.