The big question is how many of Trump's jurors will need to be treated for TMJ incurred from all of the jaw dropping testimony they will hear against the orange defendant.

The legal system is going to town on Trump because the dumb orange f'k teed himself up with his incredibly stupid criminal activities. And Lordy, there ARE tapes, phone calls, texts and testimony from REPUBLICANS.

And they ARE coming after him, NOT you. Lock her up & hang Mike Pence are examples of the vigilante justice that is the Trumpanzee default response.

I enlisted Bard, Google's AI project, to help me with my song lyrics about the indictments coming down on Trump in GA next week...

Create song parody from the following:

The Orange Man phoned down to Georgia
He was lookin' for an election to steal
He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind
He was willing to make a deal
When he came across this young man sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot
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Sure, here is a song parody from the following:

The Orange Man phoned down to Georgia
He was lookin' for an election to steal
He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind
He was willing to make a deal
When he came across this young man sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot

The young man said, "Play me your best, you Orange Man,
And I'll bet you a million bucks
That I can play the fiddle better than you
And I'll leave you in a smoking wreck."

The Orange Man said, "You're on, young man,
But I'm gonna warn you now,
I'm the best fiddle player in the land
And I'm not going down without a fight."

So they started to play,
And the Orange Man was playing his heart out,
But the young man was just too good for him
And he soon had him beat.

The Orange Man was furious,
He couldn't believe that he had lost,
So he made a deal with the devil
And stole the election.

But the young man knew what had happened,
And he vowed to get revenge,
So he started a movement to #Resist
And to #VoteTheOrangeManOut.

And in the end, the young man won,
And the Orange Man was defeated,
And justice was served.