A golfer teed up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees. He found his ball and saw an opening between 2 trees he thought he could hit through. 

Taking out his 3-wood, he took a mighty swing. The ball hit a tree, bounced back, hit him in the forehead and killed him. 

As he approached the gates of Heaven, St. Peter asked, "Are you a good golfer?" 

The man replied: "Got here in two, didn't I?