I kind of got a kick out of that one.
I really enjoy fishing, but it wears me out.
Takes me several hours to get the boat ready. Ice, drinks, bait and fuel.
Check all functions.
Trailer boat to boat ramp, pay $20 fee and launch.
Fish until 2-3 am then head in.
park the boat next to house as quietly as possible, remove rods and other valuables from boat and crash.
Wake up and flush motor, wash boat,rods and trailer.
Wait till the afternoon when a few of my friends can come over and marvel at the inhabitants of the cooler.
Clean fish while enjoying an adult beverage....or two.
Discard fish carcasses at local boat ramp for blue crab population to feed on.
Return home and cook fish for friends and family.
Vacumn seal remaining fish fillets to distribute and/or freeze.
Pass out..........

Come on Doc, I could use a little bigger boat! And maybe a first mate half my age!!
Ready for this week.
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