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Posted On: 06/30/2023 2:11:48 PM
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That awkward moment when
at the end she wanted a handshake, but you went on for a full French kiss.
That job interview wasn’t really going anywhere, anyway
When I was a kid I had a condition
where I had to eat mud three times a day in order to survive...
It’s lucky my older brother told me about it.
I'm not saying that I'm unfit...
But I just tried mud wrestling and the mud won
Patient: "It feels like my jaw is possessed by the devil."
Doctor: "You need to eat right and exorcise."
Devil: "You'll be spending eternity in this lake of lava."
Me: "Since we're underground, it would be magma."
Devil: "You understand this is why you're here, right ?"
I'm writing a romantic novel featuring tea and
pastries. I'm calling it "Romancing the Scone".
What genre consists of erotic novels ?
Cliterature
They finally figured out how King Tut died.
He was found naked, with a rope around his neck. They determined it was auto-erotic a-sphinx-iation.
( I'll show myself out )
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Hot, overpriced and all over me within 30 seconds of getting in the car
Two Ships Collided...
...a red one and a blue one. Everyone on board was marooned.
People used to laugh at me when I'd say ”I want to be a comedian.” Well, no one's laughing now...
Source, SHORENUFFSTUFF AT IhUB
at the end she wanted a handshake, but you went on for a full French kiss.
That job interview wasn’t really going anywhere, anyway
When I was a kid I had a condition
where I had to eat mud three times a day in order to survive...
It’s lucky my older brother told me about it.
I'm not saying that I'm unfit...
But I just tried mud wrestling and the mud won
Patient: "It feels like my jaw is possessed by the devil."
Doctor: "You need to eat right and exorcise."
Devil: "You'll be spending eternity in this lake of lava."
Me: "Since we're underground, it would be magma."
Devil: "You understand this is why you're here, right ?"
I'm writing a romantic novel featuring tea and
pastries. I'm calling it "Romancing the Scone".
What genre consists of erotic novels ?
Cliterature
They finally figured out how King Tut died.
He was found naked, with a rope around his neck. They determined it was auto-erotic a-sphinx-iation.
( I'll show myself out )
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Hot, overpriced and all over me within 30 seconds of getting in the car
Two Ships Collided...
...a red one and a blue one. Everyone on board was marooned.
People used to laugh at me when I'd say ”I want to be a comedian.” Well, no one's laughing now...
Source, SHORENUFFSTUFF AT IhUB
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