If Plugs were to pistol whip a little old repubbie granny then roll her off a cliff in a wheelchair, absolutely nothing would happen except for the poor little old granny going "splutt" after she made a sudden stop. The possibility of Merrick "Bonehead" Garland, as well as other dimmy nitwits, investigating some real dimmy crimes is about as remote as a Chicagoite growing a neuron.