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Posted On: 04/11/2023 11:16:01 AM
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Bill Clinton humor from a Black man
> It doesn't matter what party you belong to, this is good natured political humor from a Canadian TV show, where a black comedian said he misses Bill Clinton...
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> "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton!"
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> He was the closest thing we ever got to having a real black man as President.
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> He plays the saxophone.
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> He smoked weed.
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> He had his way with ugly white women.
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> Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he doesn't!
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> And, he gets a check from the government every month.
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> Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
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> Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.
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> When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
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> The Clinton revised judicial oath:
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> "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
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> Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to have sex in the Oval Office between the Bushes.
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> It's just been announced by Dell that a new computer will be introduced to the market in the near future. It's the Bill Clinton model featuring a 6 inch hard-drive and no memory.
> It doesn't matter what party you belong to, this is good natured political humor from a Canadian TV show, where a black comedian said he misses Bill Clinton...
>
> "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton!"
>
> He was the closest thing we ever got to having a real black man as President.
>
> He plays the saxophone.
>
> He smoked weed.
>
> He had his way with ugly white women.
>
> Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he doesn't!
>
> And, he gets a check from the government every month.
>
> Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
>
> Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.
>
> When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."
>
> The Clinton revised judicial oath:
>
> "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
>
> Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to have sex in the Oval Office between the Bushes.
>
> It's just been announced by Dell that a new computer will be introduced to the market in the near future. It's the Bill Clinton model featuring a 6 inch hard-drive and no memory.
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