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Posted On: 04/01/2023 8:35:45 AM
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Good morning to all.
It is with GREAT SDANESS that I am announcing that as of this morning I have decided to liquidate my holdings in UNVC ASAP.
I had a very clear vision last night.....
I truly believe that firemedguy is the last person to really see thE one and only Dr. David Dalton alive and in good health.....hear me out.
I believe that once Doc's family built him that beautiful Par 3 golf course, Doc wouldn't let his golf clubs out of his hands. He became obsessed with his newly designed private cousre.
The family needed to do something, so they summoned Doc's evil twin, Dr. Dale Dalton to be his stand in double.
Brother Dale then subsequently squandered all of Doc's resources and caused great disenchantment with all his regular contacts!
Brother Dale even went so far as to rent a ginormous yacht to party on with a group of wild hooligans in the Bahamas, further tarnishing Doc's precious image.
The family was outraged!
They have held top secret private meeting with extended faimly members on how to save face, meanwhile having to commit the REAL DOC to a private mental hospital to help him with his sudden obsession with par 3 golf!!!
And the reason I know this is true is because I ran it all by the TELEHEALTH BOARD!!!!!
So come Monday....I'm out. And Good Luck to all foolish enough to stick around!!!!!
APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
APRIL WILL BRING US GLORY!!!!!!!
UNVC$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
It is with GREAT SDANESS that I am announcing that as of this morning I have decided to liquidate my holdings in UNVC ASAP.
I had a very clear vision last night.....
I truly believe that firemedguy is the last person to really see thE one and only Dr. David Dalton alive and in good health.....hear me out.
I believe that once Doc's family built him that beautiful Par 3 golf course, Doc wouldn't let his golf clubs out of his hands. He became obsessed with his newly designed private cousre.
The family needed to do something, so they summoned Doc's evil twin, Dr. Dale Dalton to be his stand in double.
Brother Dale then subsequently squandered all of Doc's resources and caused great disenchantment with all his regular contacts!
Brother Dale even went so far as to rent a ginormous yacht to party on with a group of wild hooligans in the Bahamas, further tarnishing Doc's precious image.
The family was outraged!
They have held top secret private meeting with extended faimly members on how to save face, meanwhile having to commit the REAL DOC to a private mental hospital to help him with his sudden obsession with par 3 golf!!!
And the reason I know this is true is because I ran it all by the TELEHEALTH BOARD!!!!!
So come Monday....I'm out. And Good Luck to all foolish enough to stick around!!!!!
APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
APRIL WILL BRING US GLORY!!!!!!!
UNVC$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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