a bad one..

Three women, from England, Wales, and Scotland, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The English woman said, 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said, 'No,'
so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The Welsh woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,'
so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The Scottish woman came to him and said, 'ave ya ever been fooked
laddie?' The man broke into a big smile and said, N0-never !

She said, 'Aye - Ya will be when the tide comes in.'