My wife crashed her car yesterday.
She told police that the man she collided with was on his mobile phone and drinking beer from a can at the time.
The police said that the man was entitled to do whatever he wanted in his own backyard.

When I was born, I was so ugly that my mother said,
"what a treasure !' and my father said, "Yeah, let's bury him."

I was so ugly when I was born...
The doctor slapped my mother to get her to breathe.

People consider me the margarine of comedy.
I tell a joke and they can't believe it's not better.

Comedy is hard to do.
I wrote a joke about toilets and it tanked.

I saw an R-rated movie with no blood, nudity, or
profanity. It was a little overrated.

A cop arrested me for public nudity the other day.
He was very clothes-minded.

Don't obey public nudity laws.
It's a government cover-up conspiracy.

Ambiguity...........................
What happens in vagueness...............................stays in vagueness.

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