Instead of writing something about brown or black shirts, something any 7th grader should be able to discuss*, wouldn't I show more knowledge about an event in history by delving into the lives of the participants and telling a knucklehead like you about it? For example, both General Eienhower and Admiral Yamamoto were pretty good bridge players and I have always wondered how they would have been as a partnership, Also, George Washington and Napoleon were whist players, early bridge. I think the four of them would probably have made a killer team.

* Well, I doubt that a nutburger could do it. LOLOLOLOLOLOL